There is something special about small town parades. Marching bands with mis-matched uniforms, big men in tiny cars wearing "Fez", parade queens celebrating roses, snails, or the 4th of July... what I like best are all the people that come from miles to set up their lawn chairs early so they can be entertained by a moving hometown feast of colorful sights and sounds and smells. This is a slice of Americana... and I'm rationalizing a little bit - I entered my Wooden Boat and Cruiser in the 102nd Annual Rhody Festival in Florence, OR and had a great time!!!
The qualifications to enter were "steep" for the 100 or so "floats"... "keep a 5 mph pace and have a Rhododendron somewhere on display."
I applied my boat building experience to the task... I hope you like it.
I took a solid 2 x 4 and bolted it to the front bumper of my FJ. Next, I took a piece of plywood (one of the few "scraps" in my garage NOT left over from my boat) and drew a "fish in flight".
I cut out the fish with my filet knife / jigsaw and mounted it to the 2 x 4. (I know, my garage is a mess but the waders are dry...)
With a little paint and an application of "fresh" Rhodies from the backyard, I had a vague replica of a native redside.
I rigged up my spey rod on a holder in the boat, let out some line, and attached the fly to the mouth of the fish... which I thought would be pretty "fun" - but I got a little tired of hearing "Fish On" all afternoon.
I even had some special guests to wave to the crowd and represent a new generation of Trout Unlimited fly fishers and boat builders... Matt & Katy Stansberry and little 3 month old Paul (who stole the show) rowed the rapids, and the speed bumps, and fought the fish for two hours...
We had the little men in Fez behind us and a bunch of ponies out front...
I would like to tell you that I did it for the "greater good" of spreading the gospel of the wooden boat, of fly fishing, of getting "out there" and creating an adventure... but honestly, I have the attention span of a 4 year old and the rivers have been high, the fishin's been slow, and I simply needed to entertain myself.
"Fish On..."
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